December 2011
I didn't know Kristen Stewart was in Spongebob!
Reblog if you're a complete weirdo and you are... →
funniest10k:
I convinced a drunk guy that I was a unicorn last night. I told him I was a virgin and he said he couldn’t believe it. I told him that I’m so rare that I’m like a unicorn this day an’ age. He started cracking up and couldn’t stop. Haha, it was hilarious.
meh :(
me: can I spend new years with my friends in Rhode Island?
parents: sure honey, we'll drive you!
--the day later--
parents: jk, we got too much goin on.
Haha I just had the most amazingly redneck night...
We drove 2 miles into the woods to a massive campfire, listened to a combination of country (ew) and Drake (eh), everyone drunk out of their minds, people smoking up, I got the number of a 17 year old haha, (I like them young, what can I say) and I flirted with a lot of guys. Some people were so drunk they were walking through the fire, multiple times. I med this kid named Travis who has become my...
AHHHHHH
I COME HOME AND THE WEIRDO BOYS FLOCK TO MEEE
QU’EST CE FUCK!?
seriously, they all come back:
brian, greg, ken and then new ones like hayden, jeff and even mike
I WANT TO GO BACK TO BOSTON WHERE NO ONE LOVES ME.
You can tell how boring your life becomes when you take 195 photobooth pictures in the span of two weeks. So bored haha.
following-the-neon-signs asked: I MISS YOUUUUU SISTERWIFEEEE
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“I started doing drugs because of Bruce Springsteen.”
– Conor Oberst (via officialbrucespringsteenhateblog)
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I got me a coffee date for back in Boston.
I don’t care if you disapprove. I’m fixing my FOREVERALONE status once and for all.
um. fuck yes.
wooo hoooo.
hope this doesn’t suck in the long run.
martyrimmortal asked: 1-20
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Why does no one ask me questions?
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